Wednesday, December 24, 2014




Gotta go nap so I can stay up tonight to trip up Santa. Happy Religion-Specific Yule Seasonal Holidays to all, and to all a good night.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other symptoms of his alcoholism included violent rampages and chronic nausea.

Santa is currently in jail with a DUI. He fought with officers but don't worry, he's white. He's safe & sound & will be released shortly.

Have yourself a furry little x-mas.

Hey single people, no complaining that you have no significant other this holiday. There are many people who have one who wish they didn't.