Sunday, September 30, 2012

Saturday, September 29, 2012

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

>^..^<
I B THINKIN': This election is not about Obama. It's about yo Moma. Who said that?




That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and they're getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.




Think of a number. Double it. Add eight. Half it. Minus the number you started with. Close your eyes.... Its dark, isn't it?




~PEACE~

Friday, September 28, 2012

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

IT'S PARTY TIME AND IT"S  FRIDAY SO CLICK IT HERE
>^..^<

Thursday, September 27, 2012

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

>^..^<
What if the reason I'm single is because I forgot to forward those chain letters ?
ONLY 12 MORE THURSDAYS TO CHRISTMAS!!!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.




~PEACE~

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

>^..^<
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING....................
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.




A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.




 
One does not simply rise and shine.




 

~PEACE~

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

>^..^<
ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR ME 
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What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?





~PEACE~


Monday, September 24, 2012

~HAPPY MONDAY~

>^..^<
One does not simply think these two felines don't look alike.




Shortest Horror Story Ever  : "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room, There was a knock on the door."


Do Asian people make their smileys like this ¦) ?


Funny how fast you can get up in the morning when you realize you overslept

~PEACE~

Sunday, September 23, 2012

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

>^..^<
One does not simply slam a revolving door.




Roses are red, I hate you, die..


HEY YOU! LISTEN UP AND SHOUT IT OUT HERE

I B THINKIN':If APPLE were to ever make a car..... would it have windows?

~PEACE~


Saturday, September 22, 2012

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

>^..^<
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.




We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't.




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