Wednesday, April 9, 2014



They won't let me be a cop cuz once i went on a ride along & we saw a guy do a kickflip naked while smokin weed & i said "thats cool as shit"

Heterophobia is the fear of straight people.

Office Tip: you are probably not funny, so please stop trying to be.

Black lace shirt- another lace hit. Meow. Get it

Cats Are Superior To Stupid  Humans And Salted Caramel