Friday, November 30, 2012

~HAPPY FINALLY FRIDAY~


Cross-eyed people exchange points of view with themselves.








I can't sleep at night for fear that all my emoticons will sneak out of my computer and murder me. :-(




The saddest day of my childhood was when the other kids told Santa Claus I wasn't real.
Shout out to all the Santa's that never receive a gift.



~PEACE~

Thursday, November 29, 2012

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

>^..^<
One does not simply think girls should participate in no shave November
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.




Only 12% can solve this in 30 seconds. Say the opposite of these words: 1. always 2. coming 3. from 4. take 5. me 6. down





I B THINKN' Do penguins have knees?




What if im happy and i know it, but i dont wanna clap my hands?




~PEACE~

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~


Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised.




If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?




One does not simply believe in love at first sight, if you're Helen Keller.




~PEACE~

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

>^..^<


Literally no idea where I am right now.




And remember: All those dolphins are laughing AT YOU.
LIKE


~PEACE~

Monday, November 26, 2012

~HAPPY MONDAY~


Just baked a cake. And by 'baked a cake' I mean I burned the house down.




HEY YOU!  CAN YOU FIND THE CAT IN THIS PICTURE?

One does not simply think people should sayYOLO more.




Yes Thanks for the friendship.




~PEACE~

Sunday, November 25, 2012

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

>^..^<
One does not simply enjoy having a sore on the roof of your mouth.




I can't wait to nap through 85% of my Monday




Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one...what's your plan?





NO!!!!!

~PEACE~

Saturday, November 24, 2012

~HAPPY SATURDAY~


Eats skittles. Doesn't taste the rainbow.




Dear Santa .. I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it ill buy my own presents.




Y'all ever feel like you're watchin' somebody?




 
HEY! I B' THINKIN: One does not simply think J Lo has a small ass.