~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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It may take a village to raise an idiot,

but it only takes 1 idiot to ruin my whole day

 

Today I’m going to do my part to help the environment by killing some people.

You know what's funny? Something that makes you laugh.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

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THE LITTLE THINGS

My biggest fear is that one day the cleaning lady will forget to wake me up and lock me in the office. 

 

YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE

What's big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

 A refrigerator

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

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I spy with my little eye something........................

PSSST! HEY U! Guess this one: Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

My cats sometimes give me this look like they know I didn't buy them the locally grown catnip

Hey! I B Thinkin':Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them they'll die.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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Check this one out: 1

I can't make Casey Anthony jokes, my mom would kill me.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

NOW GO PARTY!

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PSSSST! “Where there are flowers there are butterflies, you know.”

LIKE

Knock Knock. Whos there? Jehovahs Witness.

Привет

I love you You love me

We're a happy family

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.

Won't you say you love me too

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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One for you and one for me:)

PSSST! Listen up now: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.

Shout out to Hawaiian shirts. pukka shells, flip flops, straw hats and so on.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

COME ON YA' ALL AND SHOUT OUT TO WILLIAM CLOSE HERE>>>AMAZING!

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~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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GUESS WHO?

I B Thinkin' What do people who don't look at their phones look at?

I B Thunkin' Why the hell do they keep the Dr. Shoals all the way in the back of the store? You can see our damned feet hurt.