Thursday, September 15, 2011

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

Once upon a time




In a land far away,



A beautiful, independent,



Self-assured princess



Happened upon a frog as she sat



Contemplating ecological issues



On the shores of an unpolluted pond



In a verdant meadow near her castle.



The frog hopped into the princess' lap



And said: "Elegant Lady,



I was once a handsome prince,



Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.



One kiss from you, however,



And I will turn back



Into the dapper, young prince that I am



And then, my sweet, we can marry



And set up housekeeping in your castle



With my mother,



Where you can prepare my meals,



Clean my clothes, bear my children,



And forever feel



Grateful and happy doing so."







That night,



As the princess dined sumptuously



On lightly sautéed frog legs



Seasoned in a white wine



And onion cream sauce,



She chuckled and thought to herself:



**I don't freakin think so.**
PEACE!    *PEEKaBOO