Tuesday, September 4, 2012

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

>^..^<
One does not simply get with a best friends ex.
If you only have a short time to live apply for my job. Every day is like a frickin eternity.
How come you are 9 months old before you are born, but once you are born your considered a day old?
#MIND BLOWN
A boy wakes up in the morning and says im feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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There’s a new crazy cat lady in town who eats 900 kitty treats a day
One day you're innocently sampling your pet's treats, the next you're addicted to them. At least that's the case if you're Mary (last name withheld) from Farwell, Mich., who's pushing the crazy cat lady stereotype to new levels. After her divorce, an unemployed Mary found herself spending lots of time with her three cats and was tempted to try one of their treats. Let's hope the kitties have other feline fare, because Mary has become obsessed with their snacks, gorging on 900 of them a day. In an interview for Discovery Real Time's "My Strange Addiction," Mary proclaims, "They just burst with flavor in your mouth and I love them." You're curious now, right?






~PEACE~