Wednesday, December 31, 2014

~HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE WEDNESDAY~

CHEERS!

CURRENT MOOD



Be safe and have a happy MEOW YEAR! I know that was cheesy.


New Year's Eve is the best excuse to avoid crowds, stay home with ur cats, and drink heavily in a private setting. So just another night.



~PEACE~


Tuesday, December 30, 2014

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

>^..^<


am i beyonce?

time heals all wounds jk


My cat is sad because I have stolen the key to his heart and refuse to give it back to him. 


~PEACE~


Monday, December 29, 2014

~HAPPY MONDAY~

>^..^<



LIKE


I swear to god I'm gonna stab anyone who says, 'see you next year', from this point forward.

~PEACE~


Sunday, December 28, 2014

~HAPPY SUNDAY~



not drunk and not in love

Have you ever known a cat? Then you know that we're MAGIC.

Shit, x-mas is less than a year away.


~PEACE~


Saturday, December 27, 2014

~HAPPY SATURDAY~


HI


Hope the humans liked the gifts I made them: a hairball for each of them & toys I found under the couch. Plus, I threw up on the back porch.



CUTE


You have interactions with many things, but none are as genuine as a cat. True story.


~PEACE~


Friday, December 26, 2014

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

~MERRY XMAS~

>^..^<

SWEET


Gotta go nap so I can stay up tonight to trip up Santa. Happy Religion-Specific Yule Seasonal Holidays to all, and to all a good night.



Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other symptoms of his alcoholism included violent rampages and chronic nausea.

Santa is currently in jail with a DUI. He fought with officers but don't worry, he's white. He's safe & sound & will be released shortly.

Have yourself a furry little x-mas.

Hey single people, no complaining that you have no significant other this holiday. There are many people who have one who wish they didn't.



~PEACE~


Tuesday, December 23, 2014