Thursday, January 31, 2013

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

>^..^<
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?




The early bird gets the worm. Gross. I'll sleep in.




I hate it when I'm laughing and my ass falls off.




What do a piano and a fish have in common? Neither one is a squirrel.




~PEACE~

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~


#ILikedUUntil You made fun of the number of cat photos I have on my phone.




Roses are llamas, Violets are pickles, This poem make no sense, Bananas




Retweet this if you haven't murdered anyone today.




~PEACE~

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Monday, January 28, 2013

~HAPPY MONDAY~

#ThingsBetterThanMonday= Papercuts




Monday, what's up you ugly !
At any given time, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...




Motivational Tweet of the day: Don't be a douche.




~PEACE~

Sunday, January 27, 2013

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

>^..^<
Confession: My unibrow is just a combover.




My teenage years were awkward because I had a Cinnabon stuck in my hair.




SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY


Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!



"OH, Forreal?! That's crazy" = I really don't  care, & i can't wait until you stop talking.




~PEACE~

Saturday, January 26, 2013

~HAPPY SATURDAY~


One does not simply eat one chicken wing.




"Diet" = Man I hate my hair color, I think ima diet.





CRABBY PATTY
I wish some people would just go bungee jumping... Without the chord.




If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple Because aliens dont wear hats. Just sayin'





~PEACE~

Friday, January 25, 2013

Thursday, January 24, 2013

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

>^..^<
LIKE

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: VERSION: "My sister has 4 kids but she tells everyone she's still a VERSION."




 
That awkward moment when you're digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.

~PEACE~

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~


MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: SHOULDER: "My friend wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER."




That awkward moment when I get bored and lay down in the middle of my kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb