Monday, August 30, 2010

~HAPPY MONDAY~

What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.
HUGS ~PEEKaBOO~

“I need a vacation or a martini, and I’m out of vacation days.”
I google search her name. I find her secret blog! I do not wish to read it. I do not want to read it. I will never ever read it. I open her blog and read every single word she has written about him. It is painful beyond words. Monday mornings post is called: He is my everything. I vow never to read her blog again.Wednesday mornings post is called: Babies. I try locking myself in the bathroom all day.Thursday mornings post is called: Orgasms. I phone my service provider and beg them to close my Internet account immediately. Friday mornings post is called: Big Boy. I give my computer to a homeless person called Steven and cry and cry and cry.


~PEACE~


Sunday, August 29, 2010

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
KISSES ~PEEKABOO~
Cat-astrophe!
A cat tries to jump from a pile of crates in an alley in Jerusalem's Old City.


If you bathe your cat, and it takes an hour to get the fur off of your tongue., then you're probably doing it wrong.


~PEACE~


Friday, August 27, 2010

~HAPPY FRIDAY~


Malibu Bay Breeze


1 1/2 oz Malibu coconut rum
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz pineapple juice


Blend ingredients and serve over ice
CHEERS! ~PEEKaBOO~


“Is it bad that my tummy tuck fund is bigger than my kid’s college fund? Actually, don’t answer that.”

~FOR YOU~

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~PEACE~


Tuesday, August 24, 2010