Friday, June 27, 2014



Do you KNOW who you REALLY are? If so, why do you care what someone else thinks of you? Hmmmm.

Unmotivated? Lethargic? Have mood swings? A sporadic appetite? Sleep a lot? You aren’t depressed, you’re a cat.


Sometimes I wonder if there's a God. Then I remember that I'm God, and it freaks Me out.

Unfortunately I have to spend time reminding people to keep their cats and dogs inside during 4th of July cause some Americans are idiots.