~HAPPY MONDAY~

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Today I rocked down to PITBULL. What did you do?

Cats rule, dogs drool.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the moon and what not?

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

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LIKE

1.  That awkward moment when you go to pet your cat and realize that you don't have a cat

Over 50% of employees are late to work on Mondays.#TRUEFACTS

We cats don't judge humans for you can't judge a race of retards.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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Yep. It's a couch day.

When I'm alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.

The problem with some people is that they're breathing.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

CHEERS

I hate when my cat brings in a dead bird and I have to pretend I enjoy eating it so I don't hurt his feelings.

Shout out to people who are too far away to hear you

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~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

1. A funny thing would be a lady with a dog in her purse & the dog has a purse too with a smaller dog in it. I'd laugh at that shit

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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Clumps of cat fur. An elegant touch to any decor

I'm high. Like Jim Morrison riding a rainbow lizard tail into the kingdom of cotton candy land, high. #catnipped

HI Y'ALL

 what a lovely winter we are having this spring

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~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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1 Pretty Cat & 2 Spring Flowers

Imagine the mental instability of a person who eats all of their potato chips while waiting for their sandwich to be made.