Monday, September 29, 2014



FACT: the average human being should shut up.

Ironic as it may sound one can see better in the darkness than in the brightest of lights.


Sunday, September 28, 2014



Can't believe how different booty calling and butt dialing are

It's Sunday. Pay your respects to the Church of Cats.



Saturday, September 27, 2014



Congratulations to George Clooney and his new wife, who is not you.

I just burped up a mouse toe.

It's over a month away, but we're giving out Meow Mix for so stop on by if you have a chance.


Friday, September 26, 2014



If Apple made a car, would it have windows? Ha!

Always let your dates know that you have a cat that's always gonna be the most important thing. Even if you get married and have kids.

Little Miss Teeny Weeny

100% annoying…


Thursday, September 25, 2014



I wonder if Santa has started giving the elves meth yet, so they can stay up all night & make toys for the children in the spirit of X-mas.