~HAPPY TUESDAY~

 

 

This is why you have a cat. #adoptacat #crazycatlady

They are nieces and nephews. The really cute one is Spud.

Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.

Did you know you that you don't have to put every meal you eat on Instagram? You can just eat it? #NOWYOUKNOW

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

>^..^<

My paws look huge! And there's a pink elephant on the roof singing Frank Sinatra songs.

Just ran from the bathroom to the kitchen 72 times. #catnipped

Dear kids, for the love of God, cherish nap time! #Monday

 

More than 90 percent of people are no longer friends with someone that they once called their best friend.

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

 

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

 

 

I KNOW YOU WISH I WAS YOUR CAT!

Remember to have the basic essentials when bringing home your new kitten. Food, litterbox, holy water. #AdoptACat

It's Hairball Awareness Day: Cats are obliged to produce as many hairballs as possible for this 24 hour period.

Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.

                                                                               

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

 

Some people are just so cranky when a little barf gets on their cell phone

Today is a cardboard box kind of day.

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. JUST KIDDING

 

 

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

 

 

 

 

 

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY

I love being a cat. We have many features, such as our built-in night vision goggles.

There are rumors going around that Elvis' cat is still alive.

I think the new neighbors are witches. They have a puppy AND a kitten.

It's just like this at my house, except I am much cuter.

 

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

 

~HAPPY MONDAY~

>^..^<

 Current mood: *stares*

 

Cat fur: Don't leave home without it.

 

I don't know who or what is doing it, but one day I will find the thing that continues to steal one sock and destroy it.

Monday, I think we should see other people. It's not me, it's you.