I live a very simple life

with cats in every space

But when I got to bed at night

they sleep upon my face



Now to live without the luxury

of cats in every space

Would be to live a sorry life

in a very sorry place.



I've never been without a cat

and this I can uphold

I'll have a cat in every space

Until I'm gray and old.



For every fool should be aware

that cats are complex creatures

they live about in every space

And give the house its features.



Now take my house away from me

and place me in a tent

I'll have a cat in every space

And still I'll be content.