~HAPPY TUESDAY~

>^..^<

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you

That one person who's presence automatically pisses you off.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other says "We're both going to die and nobody will hear us scream."

Attention co workers at the office who walks around saying "Hi" to everyone in the morning: We don't do that anymore.

~PEACE~