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Thursday, May 20, 2010
A Fatal Tale
'What are you doing?' asked the cat.
'I'm hiding,' said the partially blind mouse.
'What are you hiding from?' inquired the cat.
'Cats' whispered the mouse.
'But I'm a cat,' purred the cat.
'YIKES !' yelped the mouse.
'It's okay,' smiled the cat, 'I'm not very hungry at the moment'
But it was too late - the partially blind mouse, presuming the worst, had thrown himself from the tree and was now lying dead on the pavement below.
'What are you doing?' asked the cat.
'I'm hiding,' said the partially blind mouse.
'What are you hiding from?' inquired the cat.
'Cats' whispered the mouse.
'But I'm a cat,' purred the cat.
'YIKES !' yelped the mouse.
'It's okay,' smiled the cat, 'I'm not very hungry at the moment'
But it was too late - the partially blind mouse, presuming the worst, had thrown himself from the tree and was now lying dead on the pavement below.
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