No, no, no, Fluffy. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way.
WAITING FOR KIBBLES
Would you like to hear
Of the terrible night
When I bravely fought the—
No?
All right.
I’M NOT CRAZY
You’re saying my name when you meow and I know it.