There's a special place in hell for people who abuse animals. Even Chihuahuas.
Was stalking a bug forever and it turned out to be a frickin nail hole.
I'm afraid of Judge Judy
That blast of air you often feel when walking into a store is to prevent insects from flying in.
The Marabou Stork
Have you ever seen an animal and had to look twice because you had no idea what it was? Well, let's just say that the Marabou Stork will make you look a hundred times, but you still won't know what the heck it is!