~HAPPY SATURDAY~

 

Sometimes I'll go to another neighborhood and pretend to be a stray.

Cat tip: Disappear for 3 days, make them think you're dead, scare the shit out of them, and get the respect you deserve.

Current mood: Schizo.

Whoever said "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" obviously never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza.

~PEACE~