“I read somewhere that scientists believe the sea sponge is an animal, and I wondered what the schools are teaching our kids these days, but then I remembered the sponge in my kitchen smells a lot like a dog.”
"Oil is still leaking off the coast of Louisiana. BP, the company responsible for it, has a very good plan. BP is hoping to create a giant vinegar spill to turn the Gulf of Mexico into a delicious salad dressing." --–Jimmy Kimmel