~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

~LEAST FAVORITE EASTER CANDY~

* Marshmallow tripe* Malted moth balls* Boston baked belly button lint* Refried jelly beans* Chocolate-covered real bunnies* Peep mist* Grandma’s candy which is from last year, because she’s poor and you have to eat it because she’s watching* Easter grass puree* Bit O’ Honey. Do I look like your grandma?* Thumb-flattened mini marshmallows flicked at your forehead!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

~PEACE~