~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

>^..^<

I threw up on your shoes. Yep, both of them.

I like curly blonde hair on women because it reminds me of ramen.

 Did you know that if you squint at a cat and it squints back, it's the cat's way of saying "What the f are you looking at?!"

Today's hump day. You know, like that hideous thing on your back.

~PEACE~