Cats and dogs can get away with so much, lying around on their backs, exposing their undersides to the world, legs stretched out in all directions, eyes as wide as possible even when sleeping. What gives, human race? It's acceptable for it to be so dang comfortable for pets, but 'tsk tsk' if a human even tries to get into the same pose? Do those of us who want to make these poses our own need to grow hair all over? Would it be more acceptable if we looked like Bigfoot? Do we need to start cleaning ourselves with our tongues? How dare you be so discriminatory.

On a side note, 'dang creepy' is now my new favorite phrase. Work it into a conversation today!