Grocery Shopping Rituals

• Speeding to the supermarket before the families with kids in carts arrive.
• Find personnel still packing the shelves so you’re annoyed that you can’t find a lot of the things you need.
• Not looking around your house before you leave, to know what you already have. End up buying your 874th sponge and adding yet another organic jam to your collection. (all the colors!)
• Smile while you walk past all the fat free, sugar free shit you used to buy and head for the REAL food items, all jubilant inside.
• At home, clean the fridge and find containers you don’t dare open. The creatures it might reveal!
• So many half eaten and drank stuff. The world is not made for a person living alone.
• With everything stowed away, time to go eat all the yummy things you bought to reward yourself for yet again conquering the food jungle.