Worst Things To Find In Your Easter Basket

* Grandma’s teeth
* Salmonella
* Substantial physical evidence that the cat got there first
* A gray hare
* Leftover Halloween candy
* Chick you promised to call but did not call
* Dandruff shampoo
* Hollow bunny (real, not chocolate)
* Accusations

* Laundry
* Your little brother’s fingerprints