The next time you get kidnapped, then the kidnappers decide you're not worth whatever reason they snagged you for, so they drive out into the middle of the woods and ditch you there with no clue of how to get home, and you remember the old saying that 'Moss only grows on the north side of the tree,' and so you start to plan your way out of the woods based on that axiom, well, now you can remember this comic, because moss really does grow on any side of a tree that appeals to it the most.

So maybe this comic won't help you out of the woods, but at least it won't help you get more lost.