Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Facebook
10.You created a profile for your kitty
9.If someone rejects your friend requests, you show up at this house and tearfully demand why
8.You've been diagnosed with something called "Facebook Ass"
7.If you don't update your page for 10 minutes, friends assume you died
6.Named your daughter Gracebook
5.Only photos on your Facebook page are of you uploading photos to your Facebook page
4.No number 4 -- writer on Facebook -- do you see the irony?
3.When wife sneezes, you change your status update to "Gesundheit"
2.If compuer freezes, you start swearing like Mel Gibson
1.You spent last Saturday night "poking" yourself