Top Ten Signs You've Purchased a Bad iPhone
10.To make a call, you have to insert a quarter
9.Automatically answers every call with a computerized, "Yello!"
8.Operates on 20 "D" batteries
7.Pre-loaded with naked photos of Steve Jobs
6.You keep getting anonymous texts reading, "iPhone kill you"
5."Apple Store" looks suspiciously like some dude's trunk
4.Looks, smells and tastes like a Pop-Tart
3.There's no lather when washing your cornea (Sorry, that's a sign you've purchased a bad eye foam)
2.You check your email and it shocks your nuts
1.Only accepts calls from Mel Gibson