~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel people in their stomachs?

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you

That one person who's presence automatically pisses you off.