~HAPPY FRIDAY~

CHEERS

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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Read your child all the classic stories: The Three Little Pigs, The Curious Growling in the Night, Little Red Spider Bite,

'I hate cats.' - Ugly people

WANT

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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Snails can sleep for up to 3 years.#TRUTH

It's easy to make fun of people, but the real challenge is making fun of plants and animals

SO,YOU ARE TELLING ME, I AM ADOPTED?

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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FLY BIRDIE FLY

Screw Valentine's Day. Find your true love. #AdoptACat

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

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Potatoes are basically just boring apples

Cats invented the rock 'n' roll but you guys go ahead and continue to reward yourselves. #Grammys

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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Shout out to funnels, helpin' us pour shit into smaller containers and so forth and what have you

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

CHEERS

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

>^..^<

Before you rush to judge Justin Bieber, take a minute to laugh very hard.

I live in America and I wasn't shot at today. That's a plus.

Looking over all the news of the day so far, we cats are definitely moving closer to our goal of WORLD DOMINATION.

So let's get this straight. A beaver was driving drunk in Miami? Those god DAM beavers.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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I've been thinking about this pebble I saw yesterday. It was an amazing pebble

Haters are awesome.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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There are only 338 days til x-mas. It's so nerve racking.

ITS RAINING TACOS!

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

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Relationship status: I'm a loner kitty. A rebel.

Text from neighbor Chihuahuas: hola senior gato puto. Porfavor eh stop making fun of us mean gato. Tu eres muy guapo, pero still.