~HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE WEDNESDAY~

CHEERS!

CURRENT MOOD

Be safe and have a happy MEOW YEAR! I know that was cheesy.

New Year's Eve is the best excuse to avoid crowds, stay home with ur cats, and drink heavily in a private setting. So just another night.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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am i beyonce?

time heals all wounds jk

My cat is sad because I have stolen the key to his heart and refuse to give it back to him. 

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

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LIKE

I swear to god I'm gonna stab anyone who says, 'see you next year', from this point forward.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

not drunk and not in love

Have you ever known a cat? Then you know that we're MAGIC. #AdoptACat

Shit, x-mas is less than a year away.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

HI

Hope the humans liked the gifts I made them: a hairball for each of them & toys I found under the couch. Plus, I threw up on the back porch.

CUTE

You have interactions with many things, but none are as genuine as a cat. True story.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

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~MERRY XMAS~

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SWEET

Gotta go nap so I can stay up tonight to trip up Santa. Happy Religion-Specific Yule Seasonal Holidays to all, and to all a good night.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other symptoms of his alcoholism included violent rampages and chronic nausea.

Santa is currently in jail with a DUI. He fought with officers but don't worry, he's white. He's safe & sound & will be released shortly.

Have yourself a furry little x-mas.

Hey single people, no complaining that you have no significant other this holiday. There are many people who have one who wish they didn't.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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