~HAPPY THURSDAY~

     >^..^<

Just think, when Halloween's over ur life will still be creepy and weird.

Halloween isn’t really that different than any other day.. everyones still pretending to be someone or something their not.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

>^..^<

Vampires, Ghosts, Ghouls and some Goblins - but nothing's scarier than a Miley Cyrus twerking a Robin

 

My greatest fear is that an angry pumpkin will ask me why we don't carve watermelons, and I won't have a good answer.

Today, I put a picture of my cat online. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat.

Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those @TacoBell hot sauce packets.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

>^..^<

People should be themselves for Halloween; nothing's scarier.

Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant....chocolate is a salad.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

>^..^<

Studies show that people who like cats more than dogs have higher I.Q.s. Still lower than cats, but still.

Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday.

I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

>^..^<

 

 

 

Just licked my paw 78 times. Now it's actually shiny.

LIKE

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

:)

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

CHEERS!

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

>^..^<

Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I guess they don't appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors.

Everybody makes mistakes. But that last mistake you made, wow. #epicfail

Hey y'all. My Boomerang won't come back.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

>^..^<

 

If you don't throw away your Starbucks cup, refills are only 50 cents

#TRUTH

 

One does not simply rescue kittens by pressing "Like" on Facebook.

The neighbor chihuahuas are fighting. Probably over an outfit.

I'm actually pretty attractive if you stand far away enough

~PEACE~

 

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

>^..^<

#WeAllHaveThatOneFriend who looks Chinese but isn't

Remember the time I got loose in the car and nearly got us all killed? #GoodTimes

UM, NO!

The fox says shut the Hell up.

~PEACE~