~HAPPY MONDAY~

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The neighbor's bird is missing. Tragic.

Really though, how is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago…

Shout out to apple fritters. No one talks about apple fritters. Cowards

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

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~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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~HAPPY FRIDAY~

CHEERS!

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.

Just had an itch on my back I couldn't reach so I rolled thru the living room like I was on fire.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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Roses are red, I'm going to bed.

Bored? Find a Chihuahua and manually twerk him by rolling him along the ground like a bowling ball. It's quite a sight.

 

sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and do nothing for three years

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

Haters gonna hate

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~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

You have Mondays….and then you have asshole Mondays.

Terrorists really are total assholes.

Looking for something to do today. Visit a shelter. Your best friend could be waiting for you. #cats #Evendogs

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

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~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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~HAPPY FRIDAY~

CHEERS

Sometimes things are brought to my attention and I feel like puking.

I don't Obamaknow and I don't Obamacare.

Friday?!?! Is that you?!?!

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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If you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall.

The Pope is right. I love all human beings equally: not much.

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Target will match Amazon's prices. If you find something cheap on Amazon, just buy it at Target. #TRUTH

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

RAINY MOOD  >>>>>HERE

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