~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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~HAPPY FRIDAY~

CHEERS

 

 

Current mood: licky.

2014 is in 4 months...let that sink in.

Breaking News: Tornado in Mexico hits 1 house... Kills 364 people.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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"Quick! MileyCyrus is out in her yard practicing her twerking again!"

People who bite ice cream scare the shit outta me

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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Gross. I went for my morning walk and stepped in a huge pile of Miley Cyrus.

*thinks about the future for three seconds* *has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*

Precious pet

Abi, a wild sparrow, looks at a tablet in the town of Minusinsk, Russia, on Aug. 22. Since June 2013, Vadim Veligurov has been caring for the lost baby bird who has not flown away. :(

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

I did not create the entire universe in six days for you to go around twerking.

Never forget that your Heavenly Father loves you and is watching over you and is extremely disappointed in what you've done with your life.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

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I can juggle 4 mice.. 6 if they're dead.

It's just another meow meow Monday, whoa ooh whoa..

Life is short. Play with your Cat

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

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~HAPPY SATURDAY~

 

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

 

People who don't get sarcasm are very, very, very, very smart.

During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open-minded

 

Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?

 

 

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes.#HUH

Have you ever looked at a person and thought "Yep, you have somebody locked in your basement." ?

When life gives u lemons squirt them in peoples eyes so they dont look at u

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~PEACE~