~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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If you want to take an Instagram photo and save it to your phone without posting it, switch your phone to airplane mode

#TRUTH.

 

As long as they are cats and not humans all is well.

#DescribingMYLifeInAPicture

 

There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.

 

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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Do you like piña coladas, getting caught in the rain? You do?

It should be illegal for you to walk by me smelling that bad.

 

 

 

 

Sleepy Tuesday? Click HERE

I hate it when I'm laughing and my ass falls off.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

>^..^<

Just threw up an entire cricket. He looks sad.

Shout out to Sylvester and Tweety bird #dontthinkanyonesdonethatyet

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

CLICK>>>>>>>HERE

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

If you don't make enough money to go on a vacation, just get really drunk tonight so you don't know where you are.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

 

A nap a day keeps the violent fits of rage away.

Remember, they are just co-workers. None of them is worth going to prison over. #DoNotKill

PSSST! CLICK HERE

#ThingsPeopleDoThatPissMeOff Exist.

LIKE

 

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

 

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

 

Fingers crossed they name the #royalbaby Kong so he will eventually be King Kong

Hot Summer Days>>>>>HERE

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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I be thinkin' bread is cool because you can put pretty much everything inside bread and still tastes good, shout out to bread #Like

 

 On August 6 you can get a free root beer float from A&W

#TRUTH

Current mood: Murdery.

Want your own royal prince? Or princess? #AdoptACat