~HAPPY SUNDAY~

 

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

 

Shout out to folks still gettin' on cruise ships even though they're probably gonna die.

I don't hate dogs. Hate is such a strong word. Abhor. I abhor them. But I wouldn't say hate.

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you say goodbye to someone and both walk the same way.

Shout out to necks. Head on top. Rest of the body below. Necks.

 

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

 

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

 

Meow meow here she comes..watch out meow she'll chew you up..meow meow here she comes..she's a mouse eater..

QUESTION: Is the White Cream in the Twinkies the same as The Ding Dongs, Ring Dings, HoHo's? Maybe it's the CREAM we like. Huh?

You cannot snore and dream at the same time.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

THE FUN STARTS AT THE 36 SEC MARK>>>>>>>HERE

~HAPPY MONDAY~

My tolerance for idiots gets weaker by the day.

Shout out to the ladies rockin' split ends

When someone smells good, it automatically makes them more attractive

There is an alarm clock named “Clocky” which has wheels, runs away from you, and hides forcing you to get out of bed.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

>^..^<

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

 

 

Everyone has that one friend that they address only by their last name.

Instagram now has video...so instead of taking a photo of your meal, I have to actually watch you eat it? #KillMeNow

Paula Deen once tried to dunk me in a vat of butter, and deep fry me. : (

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

 

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

 

YO!

True friends greet each other with an insult.

Shout out to cumquats all juicy and what not.

Shout out to C Moore Butts for writing that book. I can't remember the Title.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~