~HAPPY FRIDAY~

 

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

With a friend, any day is an adventure. Any song becomes a symphony. –Pooh

Shout out to old dogs, with their new tricks and whatnot...

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

 

 

 

I like salmon cakes.  :)

I'm what you call a feline stud muffin. I'm not conceited, that's just the way it is.

The average person has three, four or five best friends, and usually hates one person in their social group.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

 

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

 

 

Was lured out of a deep sleep by tuna juice.

"Trust me, you can dance." -Vodka

 

 

 

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

Why do Mexicans only tie one shoe? Because on the bottom of the shoe it

reads "Taiwan."

 

Want something that resembles a chihuahua only cuter? #AdoptARat

Current mood: Search and destroy.

 

 

Shout out to: what's your weather?

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY MONDAY~

>^..^<

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

 

Go and see The Great Catsby. Oh wait, there isn't a Great Catsby. What a travesty.

It's Memorial Day Weekend, let's drink until we black out. - Americans

 

Hey You........What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

 

 

Good morning. You don't know me and I don't know you. I just wanna say "Have a Great day".

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

 

Do you have a date over the weekend, or should I stock the liquor cabinet with vodka and despair, again? xoxo

Just killed a demon spider that attempted to drag me into its deep, dark, sinister, disgusting, satanic, web of filth.