~HAPPY FRIDAY~

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~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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 SOONER THEN YOU THINK!

Anyone else think that life is one long panic attack? No? Just me? Ok way cool.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a cat go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls can't talk.

So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender stares blankly at the cat and realizes he must be dreaming.

~ONE FOR YOU & ONE FOR ME~

I was told, You don't know Jack Schitt.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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SHOUT OUT TO THE LAST DAYS OF SUMMER

#ItsFunnyHow whenever you hear "just a small town girl" you automatically scream, "LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD!"

I B THINKIN':What if... birds aren't singing, they're just screaming because they're scared of heights?

Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking

And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah

When she walks, she's like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle

That when she passes, each one she passes goes - ooh la la

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

~HAPPY SUNDAY~

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Tried to tactfully tell my cat, Sly, that he might have a dandruff problem, but he assured me that it was Parmesan cheese.

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

#MIND BLOWN

So anyway, a  blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

"I B Thinkin". People in Florida buying Sand. Why?

I SPY WIYH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING..................................

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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Thought I had shingles when I woke up, but it turns out my roof had collapsed during the night.

SAY HI TO THIS CUTE LITTLE FELLA!

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

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 You know it's cloudy outside when you look outside and there are a lot of clouds

A friend is someone whose face you can see in the dark

"Was it a cat I saw" is the same thing spelled backwards. MIND BLOWN HUH?

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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