~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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I learned today that a lot of you people are in fact real! And that a lot of you shouldn’t be

 Not having any friends means I'm always the pretty one.

JUST FOR YOU! SMILES

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

It's important for my enemies to know I'm having a good day.

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~HAPPY THURSDAY~

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My day was going just fine until I heard that "Had a bad day" song.

Left the house feeling like I just arrived after an exhausting day and that's the truth!

~PEACE~

~HAPPY WEDNESDAY~

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~HAPPY TUESDAY~

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YIKES

 I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic.

CUTENESS

~PEACE~

~HAPPY MONDAY~

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

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~HAPPY SUNDAY~

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Opportunity only knocks once..


but temptation bangs on your door constantly..

Today..

consciousness will just be that annoying time between naps..

 Normal is overrated, nobody remembers normal.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY SATURDAY~

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No hangover is worse than the one from getting drunk on love.

ASSHOLES!

Fun Fact: Pigeons can turn from birds into catfood in less than a minute

I am fluent in sarcasm.

LOVIN' THE WEEKENDS!

~PEACE~

~HAPPY FRIDAY~

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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE

HOODIES DO!

What scent comes out of your armpits?

Indoor cats plot the death of their owners while staring out the window.

~PEACE~

~HAPPY THURSDAY~

WHAT IN THE HECK IS PEEKaBOO LISTENING TO NOW?HERE

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Mobbins

A word used to describe anything. Similar to thingamajig, whachamacallit, or chingadera.

Going out in public is a great reminder that 7 seconds of human interaction is more than enough for me.

Turns out the cure for a headache is finishing your day at work and taking a 4 day weekend.